I wanna be a bear!

In my next life, I wanna be a bear.

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.

I could deal with that.....

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself silly.

I could do that.....

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.....

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too.

I could deal with that.....

If you're a bear, your mate "expects" you to wake up growling. He "expects" that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup! I wanna be a bear.

I thought this was so cute, I just wanted to share it with you! Hope it brings you a smile!